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Customer Service??
@ 2008-10-09 – 11:25:12
Last Sunday I bought a lamb joint and a pork crackling joint from Iceland (shop not country before anyone says it!) The pork cost a fiver and there wasn't more than 2 square inches of meat on it, ALL fat. Disgusting it was. On the box had a freephone number if not %100 satisfied. Also said this does not affect your statuary rights....
Rang it, got a letter saying they were sorry etc, contacted the supplier BLAH BLAH BLAH.....
Had a gift voucher of theirs to spend in-store for Ł5, BUT.... they sad this was included on their part as a TOKEN OF GOODWILL.
No it fu&%ing isnt!!!!! Ł10 would be a "token", Ł5 is fulfilling their statuary rights.
Cheeky twŁts
Rant over, it has been a while............... -
A Few Jokes...
@ 2008-09-26 – 11:16:44
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they
carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"
....................When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.
I said, "Well, why are you! crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
....................Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."
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THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference. -
Oh Bollox!!!!
@ 2008-09-25 – 01:16:37
Should have been in bed at 11.
Up at 6.
Hey hoh!!!!!!
Get 4 hours in tonight hopefully.
*yawn* -
On a lighter note....
@ 2008-09-20 – 02:49:25
Went to the fish and chip shop tonight. Ordered 3 Cod and 2 lots of chips......
He told me the Cod would not be very long.
So I "made" him promise me they would be "fooking" FAT then!!!!
Boom Boom!!!! -
READ THIS!!!!!!
@ 2008-09-17 – 00:07:40
Call this an experiment.........
WORD ASSOCIATION.......
Feel free to add!!!!!!!
Start with,,,,,,,,,,,
MOUSE -
A Rant.........
@ 2008-09-06 – 18:44:28
My aunty/Godmother forgot my 40th Birthday!
She is loaded, a DSLR would have been nice!!
Joking apart, a card would have been fine!!!
I gave her a weeks grace for the card to arrive.....
It did not.
I have had a few beers and dwelling on things...
